Actor and professional snit, Daniel Radcliffe, announced last week that he is now 'pregnant' and will be laying low for the next several months. That was last week!

Sources have given another reason why the too-stupid-to-be-real actor claims a 'pregnancy' as a reason for ducking reporters and cameras...he's severely constipated!

"Yes, the bugger hasn't pooped for three weeks! It happened right after he spent the weekend at George Michael's place," says Trip Murphy, a life long friend of Radcliffe's.

Checking back, the evidence points to a 3-day stay at Michael's place for Radcliffe.

Fans from around the world have sent various remedies ever since the reason for Radcliffe's recent seclusion was broadcast in the media.

Enemas, douchebags, corn cobs, and assorted loosening drugs have found their way to Daniel's over-stuffed mailbox in recent days.

Even a cute little note from a rather loopy fan called Soapy Jayne advised him that she'd love to be there to witness the birth!